Name: Hey sugar junkies! The Toxic Avenger is our new spokesperson. In the entire history of spokespeople, there has never been anyone more unhealthy than the guy who fell into a vat of toxic waste. So… | Liquid Death | 23 comments
Uploaded: 2025-08-19T16:06:31.256Z
Duration: 1 min 28 s
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Liquid Death

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Hey sugar junkies! The Toxic Avenger is our new spokesperson. In the entire history of spokespeople, there has never been anyone more unhealthy than the guy who fell into a vat of toxic waste. So, who better to teach you about the dangers of sugary drinks than Toxie himself? Listen to Toxie. Don't drink soda, drink Liquid Death soda-flavored sparkling water. Low-calorie, HUGE flavor. And catch The Toxic Avenger UNCUT only in theaters 8/29.

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Come on, Jenny, just try a sip of soda. Everybody's doing it. OK, I guess I could. No. Do not drink that soda, Toxic Avengers. Hey, we're drinking soda over here and you're not invited, you disgusting freak. It's true, I'm arguably the most unhealthy person on the planet. I fell into a VAT of toxic waste and I have this tumor growing out of my forehead. Ohh. But listen kids, there's one thing even I won't put into my body. Soda. Some of this stuff has an *** load of sugar. Yeah, so. So scientists are linking sugar to diabetes, which can lead to limb laws, limb loss. Yeah, right. Ohh, wow. Ohh. This one is actually 72 grams of sugar. That can't be good for you. That's why I drink Liquid Death soda, flavored sparkling water with 90% less sugar than top sodas. Each can has just 10 calories. So the next time you're reaching for a sugary soda, think about how hard it be to do without an arm, then reach for a liquid Death instead.

Matthew Bodo

3mo

We don't deserve Peter Dinklage. That man is a national treasure.